Thursday, January 15, 2009

Siti Nurhahahahhaahah

angin malam seakan mengerti
resah dan desah hati ini

namun kau seakan tidak memahami
hingga aku seperti menagih simpati

aku cari kau ke mana saja aku pergi

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Merogol Kuda Belang

Lintasan kuda belang (read : zebra crossing) kat atas jalan tuh – walau sepudar mana pun warnanya, adalah untuk kemudahan pejalan kaki melintas dan kamu pemandu-pemandu harus berhenti dan memberi laluan, bukan pejalan kaki itu yang memberi laluan pada kamu.

Aku peduli apa kamu buat muka masam.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Hawwwwwttttt Asshole!!!

I’m sorry, I do purposely deleted your number…my reason being, we have not communicated for a long time and I don’t see the point why I have to keep your number anymore.

Then you pop-up from nowhere and marah-marah and merajuk with me because I didn’t keep your number.

Who are you again?

Enough said.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Liana Jasmay

Hanya 179 entry untuk tahun 2008...hmmm..target 200 tapi tidak kesampaian tapi itu bukan hal besar dan itu bukan azam 2008 yang lalu pun. Azam 2008 aku adalah....azam yang aku dah tak ingat ha ha seriously, memang tak ingat. Atau aku memang tidak memasang azam langsung pada tahun 2008.

Tahun ini juga aku masih belum memasang azam. Ada beberapa perkara yang aku ingin capai, mungkin itu boleh dikategorikan sebagai azam.

Malas nak cerita hal ini, jadi aku nak sambung entry-entry yang tergendala sebelum ini.

LRT
Sekarang ni, hari-hari naik LRT dari Terminal Putra ke KLCC. Sekarang ni musim cuti jadi LRT tak sesak sangat (read:sesak la jugak), nanti bila sekolah dah mula buka, aku yakin LRT akan makin sesak. Letih gila nak pergi and balik kerja - tetiba rindu pula pada ketenangan naik moto 5 minit sebelum masuk kerja kat Redang - ramai sangat orang, bersesak-sesak, meraba-raba (tanpa niat), bersentuh-sentuh (dengan dan tanpa niat). Beratur punya panjang, punya lama, tiba ada pulak yang potong Q. Yang potong Q ni bukannya kutu berahak tak habis sekolah, bukannya budak-budak yang memang tak sekolah tapi adik-adik manis bertudung, makcik-makcik berjubah bagai, pakcik-pakcik yang menunggu hari untuk bersara...golongan ni yang ramai suka potong Q, suka tolak-tolak orang depan, tak reti nak bersabar.

Pernah sekali ada sorang makcik ni kena siku dengan aku. Mana taknya, gaygeh mencucuk-cucuk rusuk aku dengan jari telunjuknya (konon nak suh aku ke depan) masa nak masuk tren. Macam dia tak nampak orang tengah keluar. Sekolah manalah yang gagal mendidik makcik ni.

Satu kali lagi dengan seorang adik manis yang aku rasa dalam lingkungan 20an. Cantik. Murni. Kalau di pandang dari jauh. Sampai dekat, pintu tren pun buka. Dia dengan rela hati menyelinap bawah ketiak aku (read:aku ni tinggi orangnya), tak ada manners langsung, sanggup lalu bawah ketiak aku. Pastu, dalam tren buat muka berlagak, rasa nak sepak terajang je. Pernah tak kau tengok muka orang tu, then kau rasa macam nak sepak terajang je muka dia, walaupun dia tak buat salah kat kau...macam benci je. Ini, dah la muka macam tuh, buat salah pulak tuh, meluap-luap panas aku dengan dia. Kalau dalam komik, dah nampak api dah atas kepala aku.

Tapi inilah asam garam naik tren kan. Ada jugak masa best, macam masa pack gila sampai kau tak tahu nak letak mana tangan kau. Tersentuh sana, tersentuh sini ('TER' ya!)..jangan ada yang menjerit sudah.

KERETA
Ini yang paling aku hangin!!! Satu badan hangin. Keta aku ni, macam-macam halnya. Tayar nak tukar, absorber nak tukar, gasket nak tukar, player nak tukar, macam-macam nak tukar. Harituh pergi kedai tayar, nak buat alignment and balancing aje tapi Cina kedai tuh, tunjuk itu rosak, ini rosak, semua dia suruh tukar, gila lari bajet aku. Aku tukar yang termampu je, itupun terpaksa lari bajet jugak. Entah sempat ke tak aku nak survive till next gaji.

Silap juga beli keta ni. Keta second, tak selidik habis-habis. Masa dapat tu, lenjan tak hengat, tak reti jaga. Bila dah cerdik sikit hal keta, duit pula takde nak maintain. Sudahnya keta ni makin lama makin hancur. Sekarang jadi masalah bila itu, ini, nak ditukar.

Absorber punyalah keras sampai bunyi macam pintu rumah kayu lama yang dah berkarat tuh tiap kali naik turun bumper. Tambah-tambah bawak orang. Malu siot, bunyinya pun agak mengerikan jugaklah.

Rim tayar tuh dah kemek sana sini dalamnya. Tengok luarnya memanglah cantik. Bersukan sungguh tapi hakikatnya, dalam tu, menakutkan. Cina kedai suruh repair, RM50 sebiji rim katanya...lari bajet...aku postpone.

Starter memang problem sejak dulu. Aku je yang boleh start kereta ni tanpa sebarang masalah. Mak dan Abah aku masing-masing dah ada pengalaman keta ni mati tiba-tiba, takleh start and diaorang terpaksa balik rumah jalan kaki (nasib baik time kejadian diaorang dekat-dekat area rumah je), petangnya baru datang amek. Time tu, pulas sekali je kunci tu, terus boleh start.

Agaknya keta ni merajuk sebab aku nak beli keta baru kot? Aku teringin Honda City. Kali ni nak beli keta baru kat kedai, tak mau second-second dah. Tak mau percaya orang dah. Ada sapa-sapa nak beli Satria 1.3 tahun 1996?

CINTA ITU PENGORBANAN
Aku banyak berkorban demi cinta dan sayang aku pada dia
Dia juga banyak berkorban demi cinta dan sayang dia pada aku
Terkadang aku terpeleot, aku harap dia maafkan aku seikhlas hatinya
Terkadang dia terpeleot lalu aku sentiasa memaafkan dia seikhlas hatiku

Aku mahu terus tabah
Aku mahu semakin matang
Aku mahu terus bahagia
di 2009 ini
Dia juga begitu tapi style dia lain
So aku kena rilek....keep cool...enjoy..
Stop worrying about the future and start living the present

Enuf said.

Cukuplah kot...Selamat Tahun Baru Hijrah dan Masihi

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Cinta Membawa Derita dan Bahagia

haiyooo....lama sangatkan tak buat entry. Idea ada tapi kekangan masa dan tubuh badan (letih uols). Kat opis dah takleh nak wat entry, nak komen-komen kat blog orang pun tak buleh (kat blog sendiri pun tak buleh) - buleh baca-baca blog je. Semuanya sebab firewall.

So untuk mengisi masa yang terluang, believe me, memang banyak sangat masa aku yang terluang kat opis tew, dan untuk mengelakkan aku turun shopping, aku berfacebook ha ha addicted bukan sebab apa, sebab jumpa balik member sekolah, member matrik, member kolej dan juga ex-girlfriend aku ha ha kalau aku ajak dia kuar makan lunch, laki dia marah tak? Karang aku jadi bahan berita Harian Metro laks...kejs skals.

ok, lets backdated for few thangs (pinjam too much too handle punya - he said orang Ipoh memang cakap cenggitu) that happen in my life since the last entry. I mean the last full meaningful entry ha ha

KAZEN'S WEDDING
So, my kazen berkahwinlah dengan pilihan hatinya. Seorang guru sekolah memandu merangkap pewaris kepada perniagaan itu daripada bapanya....long-term investment neh, pandai kazen aku. Wedding is wedding, nothing so special, yang special pun aku takleh nak cerita kat sini ha ha the guy seems like any other average guy...tapi yang paling penting, my kazen look happy. Never I saw her that happy before. Tergedik sana, tergedik sini, tergedik sana dan sini, sampai aku terpaksa ingatkan dia yang hari itu adalah hari perkahwinannya, bukan hari sukan sekolah. Semoga pertalian ini akan kekal hingga ke akhir hayat mereka berdua. Amin. Aku jadi cameraman untuk separuh masa kedua di rumah pengantin perempuan dan sepenuhnya di hari kenduri rumah lelaki. Pengantin, sila emailkan artwork-artwork saya ittew untuk saya jadikan portfolio saya ye, supaya saya buleh memohon kerja sebagai cameraman di jurugambar kenduri kawen ha ha

THE TRAVELING
The traveling from KL to Penang was awesome. Walaupun aku letih lepas balik dari opis dan badanku sakit-sakit (after Ipoh, sebelah tangan aku dah cramp-cramp). Along the way, I realised that it has been a year since the last time I travel through North-South highway to Penang, a place where once I confidently believe that I will settle down. And now, sejak aku tinggalkan 2 tahun lepas, ini baru kali keempat kot aku datang balik. And how thing has changed. Highway tuh pun change jugak...agak pening juga sebab signboard semua size mini kat area Ipoh tuh but R&R Sg. Perak memang meletop cuma aku rasa ia semakin mengecil ha ha motip ko renovate untuk memberi keselesaan tapi hasilnya semakin sempit? Kenderaan berat banyak sekals dan yang peliknya, time naik bukit diaorang neh memotong! Feeling-feeling kenderaan ko tuh ringan macam kapaslah? Sempooootttssss occay. Alhamdulillah, sampai juga setelah meneguk dua botol red bull dan melantak pau di Sg. Perak. Juga dengan menjegilkan mata sekuat-kuatnya sekali sekala. Nak suh adik aku bawak, tiba je dia buat statement, dia tak reti bawak keta auto....apa ke bengapnyerlah!!!

A NIGHT OUT TO BATU FERINGGHI
Batu Feringghi adalah syurga....CD PIRATE!!!! Mana ko nak dapat sekeping DVD RM4.00 saja'? Gambar cantek lagik, takde kepala-kepala orang or bunyi orang makan kuaci segals. Memang dah aim lama nak shopping pirate CDs kat sini tapi tak pernah berkesempatan untuk ke Penang. Ha Ha jauh siot beli CD. Gaygeh katanya. Akhirnya, berkat kegaygehan dan ketegaran, berjaya juga aku sambar beberapa CD..punah RM40.00 owh, the night out was accompany by Shandye and my bro. This was the first time jumpa dengan Shy so he's a bit shy ha ha but it was fun. My bro keep on talking bout gigs and indie scene with him and asking skema-skema question...aku, blur!! Shy pulak memberi ulasan macam reporter majalah HAI! or EH! ha ha but full of info-info yang strong. Part nak pick him up from Taman Koskam, Kepala Batas was a bit menakutkan kerana malam yang gelap dan the Taman is so very the village jauhnya uols!! Later, we were greeted with traffic jammed on the bridge back and forth. Berjabu arkitek dan engineer yang terlibat dengan pembinaan Jambatan Pulau Pinang neh kena maki dengan kitaorang....ada buat dua lane saja'...haiyoooo....always tau, never look forward..

NEW JOB
Hiks...melompat-lompat entry aku kan, baca jelah...jangan banyak citer. Keje biasa je, kejap busy, kejap tak busy...tapi seronok kat sini. Bila boring, buleh pergi shopping. Bila rasa nak makan jejauh, naik LRT je, dah buleh pergi makan jejauh he he takdelah mengadap nasi staff cafe yang nan ado ittew. Rasa nak tengok wayang, habis kerja, layan movie dulu. Walaupun aku kena korbankan sedikit masa tidur (sebab kena bangun awal) tapi takpe. Walaupun terpaksa bersesak-sesak dalam LRT tapi takpe. Walaupun kena berlaga bahu dengan orang ramai yang shopping, tapi takpe daripada aku melengak sorang-sorang kat bilik melayan ASTRO or berjalan-jalan tepi pantai sambil planning apa nak buat the next cuti or duduk dalam opis online....owh Redang..please gimme a reason to miss u.

ngantuk ar...korang baca ni jelah dulu...ada lagi nak bebel neh tapi ngantuk ar.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

hiks...

sorry...
rancangan tergendala sebentar he he
kat opis takleh nak berblog...sangat payah occay
lagipun sekarang neh tengah addicted Facebook ha ha
saper yang ada facebook add me k

Art Touch

Monday, November 24, 2008

giat memplagiat

came across this blog http://piahzadora.blogspot.com yang mengkondem mereka yang giat memplagiat....

haiyooo....tak sangka uols, ada juga orang yang buat perkara-perkara sebegini. Artikel copy and paste tu biasalah, melambak kat blogspot neh tapi yang kopi paste jurnal hidup orang lain dan feeling-feeling itu jurnal hidup dia adalah sangat keji uols!!!

Though, aku allergic jugak dengan entry kopi paste yang sangat plastik. Plastik sebab aku rasa ia sangat tidak sincere. Entry itu adalah kopi paste dan tidak ada nota mengatakan ia adalah kopi paste, apatah lagi kudos kepada pemikirnya yang menulis. Senang-senang je kopi dan paste, ubah sikit-sikit dan mengaku sendiri punya kerja. Memanglah ko letih mengeditnya tapi karya asal adalah hak milik orang lain....apalah salah kalau kau tulis sikit * kat bawah tuh...adaptasi daripada entry.....peon...ha...buat link...ini tak, sebulatnya ko kopi then ko ubah gaya bahasa je...kejilah ko neh!

Ada jugak tuh yang kopi paste bahan-bahan dan info-info ilmiah, sekali baca memang nak tergelak sebab ko rasa penulis tu sendiri tak faham apa yang dia entrykan, yelah kopi paste. Bila kau baca komen, ada pulak yang tergedik-gedik berterima kasih dengan info yang diberikan, motif!!!! Kau tak perasan ke ia adalah entry kopi paste!!! Ke kau tinggalkan komen kerana kau ada hidden agenda...yelah gambar pemilik blog itu macam tasty kan tapi ingat, gambar itu juga mungkin hasil kopi paste haha

Oklah, mungkin niat dia baik (kita harus bersangka baik) nak berkongsi maklumat tapi saranan aku, betterlah kau buat sedikit kudos kepada pemilik asal karya ataupun kalau ia adalah berdasarkan rujukan dari mana-mana bahan ilmiah, nyatakan sekali. Begitu lebih adil. Apa kau rasa kalau orang kopi paste kerja kau dan take credit from it, then one day, orang kata kau yang kopi paste kerja orang...tak kau menyirap...tak your blood go upstairs?

Kepada yang kopi paste jurnal hidup orang lain dan menjadikannya jurnal hidup diri sendiri tuh, sepatutnya pada masa anda berniat untuk kopi paste itu lagi anda sudah sedar yang YOU HAVE NO LIFE AT ALL!!! Go get a hobby ar sian sangat aku orang macam ni, dah takde hape sangat nak cite. Orang berblog, ko pun nak blog tapi orang ada idea....ko punya idea hanyalah kopi paste. Kenapa ko tak kopi paste je Harian Metro online, utusan online, atau apa saja yang online ha ha kita tengok sapa kena saman. Gaygeh ko ni kan.

Kalau dah takde idea sangat tapi tetap gaygeh nak buat blog jugak, ko tulih je hape-hape yang ko suka....walaupun orang lain takkan faham dan hanya ko je yang faham. Bak kata ada sorang blogger tuh, ko upload je gambar shampoo pantene yang ko baru beli kat watson petang tadi

wakakakakakkaka.....mari kita ketawakan dia!!!!

Friday, November 21, 2008

dilarang masuk

currently settling down dengan tempat kerja baru....no hupdates as yet...pergi baca blog orang lain dulu...

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Hari itu...16 Oktober

It wasn’t planned.

It was just dinner dan disebabkan tak ada kedai makan yang buka sebab semuanya masih dalam mood raya dan kenduri kendara

So…dia aku bawa ke Beach Restaurant

Aku memang selalu teringin dinner kat sini

This was the second time aku dinner kat sini

The first time, I was alone…makan sorang-sorang

Semasa itu aku MOD

The ambience memang meletops

So aku bawak dia ke sini

Just untuk makan malam

Lagipun sini tak crowded dan takde HOD yang lepak kat sini

So...less soal jawab

I know specific table

Lepas dah ambik table

Tiba-tiba…

Dia beaming

Muka dia merah

Dia juih mulutnya menunjuk ke sebelah kiri

Ke arah laut

On the horizon bulan penuh

Cahaya bulan terlampias ke laut

Sedikit jalur putih di atas permukaan air laut yang tenang

Angin bertiup lembut

Langit cerah

Seketika waiter datang

Off course waiter kenal aku dan layanan memang first class

Sebab kalau layanan diaorang fail, diaorang kena repeat training lagi sekali haha

Layanan pada dia juga kelas terbaik….beaming tak terkata member

Background ada lagu instrumental

Atas meja ada candle

Beaming di mukanya masih menyala-nyala

Food come and go

Memang meletops sedapnya

Sebab tukang masak memang kamceng dengan aku

Dia masak sedap-sedap spesel untuk kitaorang katanya

Haha

Dia kata dia nak nangis

Dia tak sangka dia dapat layanan macam ini dari aku

Aku tak berani nak kata

Aku tak plan semua ni

Aku senyum je

Takut nanti spoil the mood

Sampai ke sudah dia beaming

Everything just happen on the right track

One after another

I was blessed

We were blessed

Ada tiga kerusi

Sekejap dia duduk mengadap laut

Sekejap dia mengadap aku

Aku je tak beralih

Sekejap amek gambar aku

Sekejap amek gambar dia

Sekejap amek gambar makanan

Haha

Walaupun aku allergic orang amek gambar makanan

Aku biarkan aje

Sebab dia nampak betul-betul gembira

Aku tak banyak cakap

Dia je banyak cakap

Tapi senyum tak lekang di bibir

Beaming tak lekang di wajah

Dia happy

Aku bersyukur di happy

Memang itu yang aku mahu

Balik dia pegang tangan aku

Genggamannya lain…pandangannya lain

Aku mencari secebis bahagia

Now aku dapat berkilo-kilo bahagia!!!

Yang paling membahagiakan

Adalah aku dapat membahagiakan dia

Thursday, November 06, 2008

sangat berguna statement2 pak cik ini uols!

this is a song that we all should pay attention to. Sangat berguna Uolsss..



Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
Wear sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…

(Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there
I know you've been hurting, and I know I've been waiting to be there
for you. And I'll be there, just helping you out, whenever I can.
Everybody's free.)

Monday, October 20, 2008

Izinkan Aku Pergi



hmmm...aku dah tender resignation.
aku dah dapat kerja lain
kerja yang aku pernah buat sebelum ini di suasana yang berbeza
kerja dalam bidang yang I am more passionate about

aku dah nak tinggalkan Pulau Fantasi Island neh
cukuplah setahun sengah kat sini
dah puas tengok laut
tengok dinding
tengok lamb chop di jalanan
tengok ASTRO
tengok manusia eksotik ha ha

Selamat Tinggal Pulau Fantasi Island
you have been great to me
muah muah muah
good bye

oh, by the way, Selamat Tinggal TERENGgayNU hehe

Tuesday, September 30, 2008



SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI
MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN
ikhlas dari
SENTUHANSENI.BLOGSPOT.COM

Monday, September 29, 2008

Guru Yahya




You Are the Guru



You are a naturally good counselor. You are inspiring, encouraging, and compassionate.

You are eager to help everyone who crosses your path, even those who don't want to be helped.



You are a natural healer. People feel at peace when they are with you.

You are so good for people, in fact, that they go through withdrawal once you're gone.



You quietly do your own thing, without openly resisting. You secretly try to fix every problem.

Your biggest regret is not being able to help as many people as you'd like.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

donkey he hok

THE DONKEY
>
> One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for
> hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the
> animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't
> worth it to retrieve the donkey.
>
> He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a
> shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized
> what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted
> down.
>
> A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was
> astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the
> donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
>
> As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the
> animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,
> everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of
> the well and happily trotted off!
>
> Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
> getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
> our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by
> not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
>
> Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
>
> 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
>
> 2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
>
> 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
>
> 4. Give more.
>
> 5. Expect less
>
> NOW --------
>
> Enough of that crap . . .
>
> The donkey later came back, and bit the shit out of the farmer who had
> tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer
> eventually died in agony from septic shock.
>
> MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
>
> When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to
> bite you.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

dulu aku sains sosial di sains school




You Are 48% Sociopath



You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.

Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse.

Friday, September 19, 2008

DID I MARRY THE RIGHT PERSON?

Got this through an email from my bestfriend, kudos to Farihan Sudirman

During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question. She said,
'How do I know if I married the right person?'

I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said,
'It depends. Is that your husband?'

In all seriousness, she answered 'How do you know?'

Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it's
weighing on your mind.


Here's the answer.

EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in love
with your spouse. You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and
liked their idiosyncrasies.

Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard. In fact, it was a
completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn't have to DO
anything. That's why it's called 'falling' in love... because it's
happening TO YOU.

People in love sometimes say, 'I was swept off my feet.' Think about
the imagery of that ___expression. It implies that you were just
standing there; doing nothing, and then something came along and
happened TO YOU.

Falling in love is easy. It's a passive and spontaneous experience.

But after a few years of marriage, the euphoria of love fades. It's
the natural cycle of EVERY relationship. Slowly but surely, phone
calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always
welcome (when it happens), and your spouse's idiosyncrasies, instead
of being cute, drive you nuts.

The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship, but if you
think about your marriage, you will notice a dramatic difference
between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or
even angry subsequent stage.

At this point, you and/or your spouse might start asking, 'Did I marry
the right person?' And as you and your spouse reflect on the euphoria
of the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with
someone else. This is when marriages breakdown. People blame their
spouse for their unhappiness and look outside their marriage for
fulfillment.

Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes. Infidelity is
the most obvious. But sometimes people turn to work, church, a hobby,
a friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances.

But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your marriage. It
lies within it.

I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else. You
could. And TEMPORARILY you'd feel better. But you'd be in the same
situation a few years later. Because (listen carefully to this):

THE KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN MARRIAGE IS NOT FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON;
IT'S LEARNING TO LOVE THE PERSON YOU FOUND.


SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It'll
NEVER just happen to you. You can't 'find' LASTING love. You have to
'make' it day in and day out. That's why we have the ___expression
'the labor of love.' Because it takes time, effort, and energy. And
most importantly, it takes WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to make
your marriage work.

Make no mistake about it. Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific
things you can do (with or without your spouse) to succeed with your
marriage.

Just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity),
there are also laws for relationships. Just as the right diet and
exercise program makes you physically stronger, certain habits in your
relationship WILL make your marriage stronger. It's a direct cause and
effect. If you know and apply the laws, the results are predictable...
you can 'make' love.

Love in marriage is indeed a 'decision'... not just a feeling.

enuf said.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

kinky katanya




You Are 85% Kinky



If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky.

You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe.



You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures.

But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Pengalaman bercuti di kampong semasa cuti sekolah yang lalu – Episod 6

Today tak banyak pics because hari ini adalah hari free and easy. Day start a lil' late but very memorable. A day before, I have bought a ticket for SATC the Movie yang sedang hangat ditayangkan di Sydney. Memang tekad nak tengok jugak sebab yakin sangat filem ni tak akan ditayangkan di Malaysia, kalau tayang pun mesti banyak pemotongan-pemotongan yang tidak perlu.

Harga tiket $8 sahaja, samakan figurenya dengan harga tiket di Malaysia tapi….you do the math ha ha RM32 ok! But it was worth it. Ada dua orang je dalam panggung tuh termasuk aku, maybe because it’s weekday and cinema tu pun macam jenis yang tak popular je. The cinema itself is a good reminder of our local GSC tapi jangan bayangkan GSC yang besar-besar tu, lebih kurang GSC Summit Bukit Mertajam, GSC Kuantan, standard-standard macam tulah, tak meletop sangat just lite-lite oren keselesaan dia.

SATC was so entertaining and intriguing in its on way. I have been following the series since the first season, first episode, sampailah sirinya tamat dan sekarang movie pulak. I felt so attach to the film, rasa macam cerita diri sendiri pulak….macam mana tu?

Oklah, not gonna tell more on SATC, perhaps none of you are a big fan of this series pun so what’s the point.

After SATC, from Chinatown I walked to Oxford Street. Time is already noon, so just to kill time until the performance tonite. Takde apa pun kat sini, kedai-kedai je he he katanya….here I found this good bookshop, very good for me la and I bought this…

Gaygeh katanya…peminat fanatic uols!


Nothing much to say about Oxford Street on broad daylight he he but there’s a feeling of belonging ha ha whateva!


Show starts at 7pm so I have to be there latest by 6 pm. Took a bus to the harbour and walk to Opera house…promised lil bro that we meet at the box office. Credit handphone pulak habis…tawakkal jelah, janganlah dia buat-buat lupa ke, buat-buat lembab ke.

Once reach there, lil' bro dah tunggu, cool, he is learning to be punctual ha ha rupanya ada reason kenapa punctual. Whateva, nasib baik aku tak join the rest of the family to bondi.

So while waiting, we snappy-snappy sikit untuk menjeleskan orang kampong di Malaysia

It was quite hard to decide whether nak tengok Hamlet by Bellshakespeare or Frank Woodley, Possessed.

Piker punya piker, later decide to watch Frank Woodley, murah and duration of show is just nice. Hamlet though tempting tapi 3 jam and I don’t want to mengejutkan my lil bro yang baru nak cuba try test tengok teater ni macam mana. Teater kat Malaysia pun dia tak pernah tengok ok. Bunda pulak lagi best, dia kata “Teater Melayu pun aku tak faham, kau nak suruh aku tengok yang ni pulak.” Tak paham katanya….
Saat-saat membuat pilihan


The ticket



One good thing is that you don’t have to wear formal ke or baju batik segala bagai macam pergi tengok show dekat IB, pakai je apa kau nak asalkan presentable, senang!
Inside the hall..the set, after the show ends.



A lil bit on the performance…hmmm…category oklah, some of our local performance are much better. Standard-standard show kat Penang je sebab banyak sangat lawak slapstick but….but..the energy adalah sangat menakjubkan dan ia dimainkan oleh seorang pelakon sahaja. Seorang pelakon yang membawakan dua watak.

Nak kata dia hebat sangat wouldn’t be farelah sebab dia memang seorang pelakon komedi yang sangat berpengalaman dan performance ni memang makanan dia, so bolehlah dikatakan yang dia buat show ni just untuk mengisi masa lapang ha ha a more detail review of the performance will be posted in blog bakawalee n tetamu
Sydney from opera house



That’s end the day…puas hati sangat hari ni..dapat tengok SATC, cruising di Oxford Street and watch a play at Opera House…magnificent!! Priceless!!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

conformist?




You Are 59% Non Conformist



You definitely have your freak flag out, and from time to time, you wave it.

You have some pretty strong opinions, and you're not afraid to express them.

below is the definition of conformist and non-conformist that i quote from urbandictionary.com:

Despite popular belief, we are -not- all conformists. We are however, all influenced by sources other than ourselves. An 'individual' would be a person whom does what he/she wishes to, for reasons that he/she has justified themselves, rather than doing something because someone else deems it as correct, or 'cool', a conformist does the opposite. In short, a conformist gives way too much of a shit about what others think.

Sadly, the polulation has decided to categorise themselves as one thing or another, leading to so many labels, that we just assume that everyone is being a conformist slut, the vast majority of the time.

The whole "Emo" thing is the current conformist favourite, even though the concept is that "Nobody understands me." and "I'm so different.", when everyone undergoes this transformation, being a basketcase is now 'cool'.
I say we don't give them psychological help, and instead leave them to bleed from the wrists, crying, until they die.

I scored 59% that means i am a non-conformist....tak jadi pengikut trend he he

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Pengalaman bercuti di kampong semasa cuti sekolah yang lalu – Episod 5

Hari ketiga yang penuh debaran wah…tiba jers. On this third day, weols dah charter a tour dengan one of the tourist agency....outdoor adventure.co.au

Hari bermula dengan bangun pagi seawal-awalnya…dah la semalam punya letih tak habis lagi, hari ni kena pulak bangun pepagi. Nevertheless, everybody manage to pull themselves out of bed and siap dalam masa yang ditetapkan.

Trip hari ni akan bawa kitaorang ke Blue Mountain. Ada banyak lagi tourist agent yang menawarkan trip ke Blue Mountain tapi yang ini best and murah jugaklah.

Our guide name is Brent. Memang tourist guide sungguh!!! Dialah guide, dialah driver, dialah tukang bancuh kopi, dialah tukang buat lawak, dialah juga peniaga direct selling yang berjaya ha ha memang puas hati bersama Brent on that day. Dah la rupa dia ada iras Mr. Big dalam SATC he he

First stop adalah Wildlife Park apa benda ntah, dah tak ingat tapi pergi semata-mata nak tengok Koala Bear. Koala Bear kat sini boleh pegang-pegang, kat tempat lain tak boleh. Tapikan, aku tak ada gambar dengan koala bear sebabkan, aku amek video, pastuh video tuh terdelete he he sangat bengong kejadian ittew. Jadi kita tengok menatang lain jelah ye..

Ada wombat yang sangat besar dan comel

Ada kangaroo dan wallabies


Ada penguin Happy Feet


Tak sampai Blue Mountain lagi ye, dalam perjalanan, trip stop sekejap untuk pertunjukan membaling boomerang oleh……..Brent!!!!! multi-tasking sungguh Brent neh. Pertunjukkan sahajalah, sambil dia ajar macam mana nak main menatang tuh tapi takdelah pulak dia nak suruh kitaorang try Cuma bila dah naik bas semula, si Brent ni start jual boomerang tu ha ha direct selling katanya.

Next stop is the Blue Mountain yang menjadi sebutan ittew. Sini ada The Three Sisters rock formation yang sangat popular ittew dan juga the steepest train ride in the world. Whoa memang steep uols..he he videonya juga terdelete ha ha terpaksalah korang pergi tengok sendiri or google je. Kita tengok gambar tiga adik-beradik pompuan yang gaygeh ittew

Asyira Bella, Nurina Fasya dan Zarinatul Mazlen sedang pose-pose cantik di dalam kabus selepas hujan


Asyira Bella, Nurina Fasya dan Zarinatul Mazlen yang bertukar menjadi batu kerana mereka sudah bosan menjadi manusia dan mereka mahu mencuba sesuatu yang baru.


Kitaorang ada dekat sini dalam sejam lebih je, kemudian terus ke lookout point di kawasan Blue Mountain jugak tapi jauh sikit ha ha sebenarnya aku dah lupa nama tempat ni. Here, kitaorang picnic dengan kopi and tea yang disediakan oleh Brent beserta biskut yang rasanya sungguh lemak-lemak sedap.

Itulah Brent yang pakai spek mata hitam. Yang berpeluk tu, laki bini dari San Diego, AS. Cina kat depan tuh, orang Singapore tapi duk kat AS.



Yang hujung tuh, couple dari New Zealand yang sentiasa lambat dalam segala segi, yang depan tuh, bro metal yang jiwang bila tengok wombat ha ha



Bunda nak tanam pokok neh depan rumah…aku kata…wateva!!! Tengoklah muka penuh harapan dia tuh..



Dah nak balik dah tapi singgah kejap dekat Lehra (nama macam makcik-makcik kan) sebuah penempatan yang nampak macam kampong tapi more to pecan yang kecik ar. Kawasan ini merupakan kawasan penempatan pinggir Sydney yang sangat popular dan sangat mahal. Kawasan kejiranan ini dipenuhi dengan towners yang mahukan kediaman hujung minggu yang jauh dari kesesakan kota walaupun kota Sydney tu takdelah sesak mana sangat kalau nak dibandingkan dengan KL.



Small bro suka rumah ni tapi lepas amek gambar baru perasan ini bukan rumah tapi church!!!



Dekat kawasan ini ada sebuah kedai yang menjual teapot yang pelbagai jenis dan cantik-cantik, sesuai untuk makcik-makcik yang suka mengumpul segala benda tapi demi membuktikan pada kami yang bunda bukan makcik-makcik, bunda kata dia tak taste pun nak pergi situ ha ha dia lagi taste nak pergi toilet wakakakaka

Sini juga ada satu kedai cokelat yang sangat meriah ok….aku capai itu ini tapi akhirnya aku tak beli apa pun ha ha there’s too many too choose from, kalau tak ada cari, dah ada…tak reti pulak nak pilih ye tak.

Next stop is the Olympic Park. Takde benda sangat kat sini, macam pergi Stadium Bukit Jalil je, tempat besar-besar tapi tak ada orang.


Ini nama-nama volunteer yang diabadikan pada tiang-tiang di perkarangan Stadium ni…mereka-mereka yang berjasa yang dijadikan bahan muzium sekali lagi ha ha



Stop terakhir setelah mengucapkan selamat tinggal pada Brent. Dia hantar kami sampai sini sahaja. Dari sini kami akan naik feri menyusuri sungai hapakebendantah menuju ke Sydney Harbour.

Tak ada apa yang menarik sepanjang perjalanan menyusuri sungai dengan feri tu, sekali-sekala kami berhenti untuk mengambil dan menurunkan penumpang. Di sesetengah tempat kelihatan rumah-rumah orang kaya yang tak tahu nak buat apa dengan duit diaorang melainkan invest untuk rumah-rumah besar tepi sungai with jetty and boats.

Dalam feri ni aku dah berkira-kira mahu ke Opera House….aku mahu dapatkan tiket untuk one of the performance the next day. Mahal pun mahal ar, bukan tiap-tiap hari kau dapat tengok show dekat Sydney Opera House ye tak, lagipun from the brochure that I saw, the performances sounds interesting…hmm…so once we dock at Sydney Harbour, weols catwalk ke Opera House for the ticket of….Frank Woodley play!!!!!

Me at the box office



Next will be the final day and performance day….yeay!!!